Dru (dru_evilista) wrote,
Dru
dru_evilista

My tweets

  • Sun, 16:32: RT @ParkerMolloy: The “Warren isn’t for Medicare for All because she doesn’t have a sign that specifically says it to hand out to people at…
  • Sun, 16:33: RT @RobynElyse: If you are voting for Biden because you think "other people" will vote for Biden and he's a safe bet, please heed my words:…
  • Sun, 16:33: RT @MollyJongFast: Alabama is a Frankenstein’s laboratory of terrifying regressive legislation. https://t.co/SB8548s7am
  • Sun, 16:41: RT @jonrosenberg: 14,000 candidates found. 14k. Also that stupid flag with the blue line where the cops are symbolically dividing the coun…
  • Sun, 16:42: RT @KylePlantEmoji: "I can't, too busy": - no one believes you - tired - allows for future invitations "I can't. Not since the accident" -…
  • Sun, 16:42: RT @annetdonahue: My favourite trend this year is how anybody over 30 has given up on trends altogether and now just dresses up as the cool…
  • Sun, 16:42: RT @Ahhmandah: anti-vaxx parents are actually onto something. if your kid develops encephalitis from measles and has to be fed by a tube fo…
  • Sun, 16:43: RT @UrsulaV: An old friend just emailed “some people, you just have to smack with a fish until they get back up and eat the rich” and hones…
  • Sun, 16:43: RT @MaraWilson: I lost a contact lens today so my vision is slightly fuzzy but the most embarrassing part is how much better my reflection…
  • Sun, 16:43: RT @saladinahmed: I wish more people were talking about planning for the 2020 election WHILE building to protect each other if it all goes…
  • Sun, 16:44: RT @jpbrammer: June is a time where editors want pieces about how much it sucked being a closeted gay kid and that’s why Pride is so import…
  • Sun, 16:44: RT @JustJoeyJoeyJo: My Netflix prank show idea: Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the…
  • Sun, 16:46: RT @billyeichner: People following OJ on here: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
  • Sun, 16:46: RT @pauljholden: Hey Netflix, I’ve a prank show for you: we find the worst investor bros and toxic hedge funds and prank then into thinking…
  • Sun, 16:50: RT @transscribe: I’m tired of being a vessel for the sexual anxieties of cis men.
  • Sun, 16:50: RT @arthur_affect: Elon Musk is and always has been Edison, not Tesla Even the part where he used Tesla's name to piggyback on his reputa…
  • Sun, 16:55: RT @egg_melia: me: this sculpture is so pretty! and this throw pillow! also these 6 books! i need all of it!!! me when moving: material de…
  • Sun, 16:55: RT @DanaSchwartzzz: I just realized there isn't an actual disney vault with a mouse-shaped door under disney hq or wherever.
  • Sun, 16:56: RT @KrangTNelson: dude your wife got full custody lol https://t.co/uK77YiOvSV
  • Sun, 16:57: RT @tweetmommybop: Pete cheated on wife #1 and got wife #2 pregnant so he divorced wife #1 had 3 kids with wife #2 with her. Then he cheate…
  • Sun, 17:13: RT @ChrisEvans: Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there who understand the importance of love, encouragement, patience, listening,…
  • Sun, 17:14: RT @s8n: Tried visiting God for Father’s Day and he kicked me out again lmao
  • Sun, 17:14: RT @ConnorSouthard: It's cool how roughly half the opinion columns in the NYT are a barely concealed way of arguing with a current or forme…
  • Sun, 17:14: RT @nigelandthe: On a day where I could quite happily have walked away from my teaching career, a child approached me at the end of the day…
  • Sun, 17:15: RT @Cavalorn: If my study of folklore has taught me anything it is that this man will one day be rescued from peril by an armada of dandy t…
  • Sun, 17:17: RT @baddestmamajama: If wall street wants them, we shouldn’t elect them. Period. https://t.co/HgJVuS7mcv
  • Sun, 17:17: RT @anne_theriault: I love when some random dude replies to a tweet about something I have studied with “well, I think that you’ll have to…
  • Sun, 17:23: RT @ShutUpAndrosky: here's how "universal free college is bad bc our taxes would pay for billionaires' kids!" is easily refuted. 1. like a…
  • Sun, 17:24: RT @emrazz: Doorstep delivery services that don’t utilize a uniform - even a hat, an armband or a pin - are another example of how an econo…
  • Sun, 17:37: RT @friday_night: Today I learned that Mama Cass did not die choking on a sandwich, but from heart failure brought on by crash dieting. Fat…
  • Sun, 17:39: RT @SonOfDadAndMom: Who called it Father's Day and not Motherfucker's Day
  • Sun, 17:39: RT @hannahdreier: A mother who was told she had five minutes to say goodbye to her son before he would be put up for adoption successfully…
  • Sun, 19:46: RT @whitneyarner: my dad is so cute.... he and my stepmom have just decided to move back to Nashville after living in a retirement communit…
  • Sun, 19:47: RT @McJesse: Toy Story 1 graphics < Toy Story 2 graphics < Toy Story 3 graphics < Toy Story 4 graphics https://t.co/3SNcRaOQvu
  • Sun, 19:47: RT @i_zzzzzz: Every time I try to watch a movie about a janitor at MIT it turns into a bunch of bullshit about math and trauma. Just show m…
  • Sun, 19:47: RT @aide_aydeh: The older I get, the more I realize what a great job my parents did raising me because some of these people are just... wow
  • Sun, 19:47: RT @amandadeibert: Fathers' Day can be complicated for many of us. If you've lost your father or have a complicated relationship with your…
  • Sun, 19:47: RT @jon_snow_420: nobody will ever find out https://t.co/JtZAnmDnoX
  • Sun, 19:48: RT @ambermruffin: My Dad pulls me aside on prom night: “Remember, of all the super heroes and villains, Magneto is the one you need to be…
  • Sun, 19:48: RT @joshgondelman: Some of you are really overdoing it with how hot you think your dads used to be with all your: "Look at this smokeshow.…
  • Sun, 23:11: RT @jon_snow_420: people who are rude to waitstaff astound me. how can you be anything but in love with a person who brings you eggs
  • Sun, 23:11: RT @eddyburback: ladies i give out goodie bags after sex (and the answer is yes, i put in extra tootsie rolls) (and that one sticky hand…
  • Sun, 23:13: RT @GennHutchison: You are all very clever, wonderful people. But I don’t know who half you are because you keep changing your display na…
  • Sun, 23:15: RT @axtang: it should cost at least $20 to ask a woman what her tattoo means
  • Sun, 23:16: RT @mightygodking: You're the attorney general, not the finance minister. How about you explain why Legal Aid cuts were reasonable? Oh, rig…
  • Sun, 23:16: RT @jon_snow_420: don't worry about people taking the wrong lessons from your stories. i promise you i am not learning anything, ever
  • Sun, 23:17: RT @moby_dickhead: small realms https://t.co/jIiKj9WvNk
  • Sun, 23:17: RT @Mikel_Jollett: A FOUR YEAR-OLD IS UNABLE TO SHOPLIFT. THAT’S CALLED BEING A CHILD. But since the kid was a black child, the officer…
  • Sun, 23:19: RT @jillboard: happy father’s day to all the men who aren’t fathers and have benefitted from their girlfriends’ abortions, yet have remaine…
  • Sun, 23:22: RT @mattvbrady: my new fridge in 34 minutes when it reaches maximum cold https://t.co/SwsEJK8Tmu
  • Mon, 02:13: RT @LouisatheLast: Sorry I went to sleep and didn’t drop the title! It’s “Too Like the Lightning,” by Ada Palmer. First of a series
  • Mon, 02:19: RT @kibblesmith: Can’t help but notice a lot fewer pictures on Mother’s Day. https://t.co/UMQExy5DFz
  • Mon, 02:19: RT @dildoxgaggins: This family is suing Phoenix for $10m for violations of their 5th and 14th amendment rights, battery, unlawful imprisonm…
  • Mon, 02:20: RT @jon_snow_420: people on here who say "did you just assume my gender???" as a sick burn on sjws always have a bio like FATHER. PENIS HAV…
  • Mon, 02:20: RT @MaraWilson: @jon_snow_420 One guy said I talk about my orientation too much and I was like dude, you mention your wife in your profile,…
  • Mon, 02:20: RT @jon_snow_420: @MaraWilson helping normalize sexuality so other people can be happy and okay is actually bad. having a wife whose name n…
  • Mon, 02:21: RT @SmartAssJen: I can never labor under the delusion I’m unique because every morning I walk my small dog and see nothing but other middle…
  • Mon, 02:21: RT @pixelatedboat: It’s messed up that Keanu Reeves played John Wick, John Constantine, Johnny Utah, Johnny Mnemonic, and Jonathan Harker b…
  • Mon, 02:23: RT @meakoopa: me @ the counter at burrito boyz ordering the large shrimp/beef mix w no tomato https://t.co/CYjULOYRH3
  • Mon, 02:25: RT @jillboard: you ever think about how late-twenties straights are at weddings every goddamn weekend, but gays of the same age barely go t…
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