Dru (dru_evilista) wrote,
Dru
dru_evilista

My tweets

  • Fri, 15:48: RT @jillboard: you know that moment right before you come out and you’re so belligerently pro-gay rights that all your friends are like “we…
  • Fri, 15:52: RT @chrisgeidner: If you want a reality TV game show host for president ... you’ll get a reality TV game show host for president.
  • Fri, 15:52: RT @MaraWilson: I’m Jewish, you schmuck https://t.co/yRl6TER9n5
  • Fri, 16:00: RT @PoRiverJamBand: @MaraWilson To be fair, that specific breed of Christian-that-likes-to-yell-at-Jews is completely indistinguishable fro…
  • Fri, 16:00: RT @ewarren: A hostile foreign government interfered in the 2016 election, and Trump welcomed their help. Now Trump says he’ll welcome that…
  • Fri, 16:02: RT @steveparks: £20 for a boiled egg, one piece of toast and a mug of tea? The story of a modern London cafe... (Read to end of thread be…
  • Fri, 16:03: RT @ellomelissa: A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYBODY TO READ ON IMMUNITY BY EULA BISS PROBABLY THE BEST MEDITITATION ON VACCINATION EVER THAT TALKS A…
  • Fri, 16:03: RT @twitersgoodboy: This cranky, ornery, vocal & loving creature has taken care of my wife for over 12 years. She's taken care of me for 2.…
  • Fri, 16:05: RT @crulge: Sarah Sanders is leaving white house to work at Zoo, be cause of her experience with "lion all the time!"
  • Fri, 16:05: RT @shaun_jen: a monetised 'free speech' service that censors unpopular posts is like a really on-the-nose parody of a jordan peterson idea…
  • Fri, 16:05: RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/LVH8u6MdDc
  • Fri, 16:06: RT @AndrewNadeau0: Hey guy, just a reminder that in every Mighty Ducks movie, they lose because they’re bad at hockey. And then they win af…
  • Fri, 16:06: RT @ambernoelle: Ugh when rich people say “I worked hard to get here” - I don’t think they understand while yes, they were working hard at…
  • Fri, 16:06: RT @HailPork: fun fact: the only reason MSG is controversial is because Chinese people put it in their foods. that's literally it. we form…
  • Fri, 16:07: RT @HailPork: chick-fil-a has much more controversy, perhaps, in the fact that they are, idunno. homophobes who donate a fuckton of money t…
  • Fri, 16:10: RT @InternetHippo: The top 1% of hot people are hoarding all the hotness and it’s unsustainable. Millions of men suffer so one Chris Hemswo…
  • Fri, 16:11: RT @kenklippenstein: During the trial of a man charged with aiding undocumented migrants, the prosecutor accused him of doing almost verbat…
  • Fri, 16:25: RT @marnieshure: I'd even settle for "remotely normal-person-looking" https://t.co/nlFuzxGbZi
  • Fri, 16:27: RT @jessehawken: Matt Walsh and the Baseball Crank talking about movies, and the results are as hellish, blinkered and proudly philistine a…
  • Fri, 16:27: RT @MisterHippity: @jessehawken One problem (among many) with Walsh's takes here is he doesn't understand different acting styles in differ…
  • Fri, 21:47: RT @BerniceKing: My father’s goal was not desegregation with economic and environmental injustice remaining. At the time he was assassinate…
  • Fri, 21:47: RT @captainkalvis: physical therapist: welcome to physical therapy me: thanks, I’ve never done this so- physical therapist: *punches me i…
  • Fri, 21:47: RT @harrietalida: My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and is the cake the…
  • Fri, 21:47: RT @blondewithab00k: me outside a bookstore knowing damn well I have a huge unread stack of books at home https://t.co/fVgxeEzOYp
  • Fri, 21:48: RT @TaytaynmTaylor: We got a doorbell for our dogs to let us know when they want to go outside...this may have been a big mistake.😂😂 https:…
  • Fri, 21:49: RT @TheRaDR: “We have what I would call a concentration camp system... a mass detention of civilians without trial.” 24 people *that we kn…
  • Fri, 21:50: RT @jamieloftusHELP: with all due respect i refuse to have a good time
  • Fri, 21:50: RT @eerrriiicaa: Horny for someone to crack every bone in my entire body
  • Fri, 21:50: RT @meganamram: Scary but true: statistics show that everyone who's ever gotten a vaccine will die
  • Fri, 21:50: RT @itsa_talia: it’s nice when you’re at someone’s house & you open the trash can to throw something away and you see that fluffy grey clou…
  • Fri, 21:51: RT @AlannaBennett: Rarely does the difference between men and women feel more stark to me than when a man tells me they’re gonna walk a lon…
  • Fri, 21:51: RT @SketchesbyBoze: Toy Story (1995): haha Mr. Potato Head shaves by peeling off his plastic mustache!! Toy Story 4: anything can be senti…
  • Fri, 21:58: RT @itsJeffTiedrich: at this very moment, a white man in America, born into obscene wealth and handed every opportunity, whose every whim i…
  • Fri, 21:58: RT @TheRaDR: Ok, Internet. Time to learn the difference between concentration camps and death (“extermination”) camps. Germany started wit…
  • Fri, 22:00: RT @geekylonglegs: Taylor swift sure makes a lot of music about being unbothered for someone who is unbothered
  • Fri, 22:01: RT @chick_in_kiev: antifa does research mostly. sorry you saw someone in a mask on the news and it scared you https://t.co/9HkZseFNbM
  • Fri, 22:01: RT @thomas_violence: opening my eyes on a sleepy sunday morning to stare right down the barrel of my husband taking an enormous shit https:…
  • Fri, 22:01: RT @kateleth: The thing is it doesn’t matter if MiB is good, it will result in DOZENS of adorable clips/photos/outfits from Valkyrie and Th…
  • Fri, 22:03: RT @CAwkward: The Venn Diagram of the “Refusing disabled people plastic straws is the 1 true climate solution!” crowd and “I must verify th…
  • Fri, 22:06: RT @Hello_Tailor: normal brain: tswift is dropping hints that she's gay big brain: tswift is capitalizing on gay rumors to promote an album…
  • Sat, 00:09: RT @DamianneTweets: I assume the lube your legs lady is sexually competing with otters
  • Sat, 00:10: RT @KBSpangler: Brown: The same actor who played Lucian in "Underworld" is Aziraphale in "Good Omens." Me: No. Naw. No. Can't. No way. Uh-…
  • Sat, 00:11: RT @mattdpearce: "The U.S. Treasury saw a 31% drop in corporate tax revenues last year, almost twice the decline official budget forecaster…
  • Sat, 10:51: RT @bornmiserable: BREAKING: OJ Simpson Has Joined Twitter, in Case You Thought 2019 Couldn't Possibly Get Any Worse
  • Sat, 10:52: RT @ConnorSouthard: Can you imagine how cancelled the author of Beowulf would be if we only knew who that motherfucker was
  • Sat, 10:52: RT @zei_nabq: alt-right conservative maga chuds: "we hate lgbtq people bc they want to destroy the very concept of family" lgbtq folks: "w…
  • Sat, 10:53: RT @eedrk: College Lender Service: You are 49 months behind on your student loan payment. me: wheooops just saw this Lol. next time for sure
  • Sat, 10:54: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: “Hello. I am not interested in buying the house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rea…
  • Sat, 10:55: RT @MarkRuffalo: Another good way to give women more control over their bodies. https://t.co/50y4sj0kQ2
  • Sat, 10:59: RT @anne_theriault: When I was 12, my grandmother gave me a VHS copy of Jurassic Park for Christmas. Now, the thing about my mom - bless he…
  • Sat, 11:17: RT @misslaneym: This man was told his lost dog was spotted in a local field. This is what happened when he picked him up 😂 https://t.co/gYD
  • Sat, 11:23: RT @_ElizabethMay: @ShireenQudosi @JessicaBiel Hi, Shireen! I'm an adult woman who is autistic, and let me just say, from the very bottom o…
  • Sat, 11:37: RT @tarashoe: just a heads up everyone is in their late 40s after they turn 32. even 33 year olds and especially you 34 year olds. 36 years…
  • Sat, 11:37: RT @MeredithIreland: Call me old fashioned but I believe what a man tells me. So if he says he’s the Dread Pirate Roberts I’m not going to…
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @jon_snow_420: it's always funny when the alt-right complain about the "cool kids" laughing at them. another adult cannot be cool. our b…
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @iSmashFizzle: This new genre of rom-com wherein a woman who really likes to work meets a guy who loves her and supports her love of her…
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @s8n: ▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ ══╩══╩═ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ just dropped down to say ╬═╬…
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @MarthaKelly3: How about we stop being mean to robots https://t.co/t82U84mz98
  • Sat, 11:39: RT @Megan_Sass: For the love of God and the God of Professionalism, PLEASE Lyft, Juno, Uber, and Via drivers: DO NOT HIT ON YOUR CLIENTS.…
  • Sat, 11:40: RT @dirtcup_art: me, in 2007, 11 years old: [stealing from source codes from various websites to make complex CSS for my neopets user looku…
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