Sat, 12:16: RT @rgay: You people are hell bent on keeping the news cycle and your social media energy focused on a man who wants all your energy and th…
Sat, 12:17: RT @ItsDanSheehan: Millennials will ultimately win because boomers clearly fear aging and death whereas we’ve been publicly tweeting “kill…
Sat, 12:19: RT @AlbertBurneko: this has been covered but "we think he belongs in prison, and also that it's fine for him to continue being president of…
Sat, 12:25: RT @AOC: Psst! 🗣 Birth control should be over-the-counter, pass it on.
Sat, 12:48: RT @meakoopa: "who is the target audience??"is such a hilariously straight white dude way to say "wait am *I* not the target audience???" h…
Sat, 12:52: RT @AndrewNadeau0: WHALE: He said 2 of every animal tho! NOAH: Stop tryna get in the boat!
Sat, 12:53: RT @raulpacheco: I want to make something perfectly clear, particularly because it looks like people want to jump and "do research", "colle…
Sat, 12:53: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: I AM A MAN I LIKE HOT SAUCE I LIKE WHISKEY THAT BURNS I LIKE TO FIGHT I CAN ONLY ALLOW MYSELF TO BE VULNERABLE AND EN…
Sat, 12:54: RT @jon_snow_420: they say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. it's true, i went to uni for medieval history and i c…
Sat, 12:54: RT @LeftAtLondon: "maya angelou, u FLOP!!! didnt even release a book till u were 41. meanwhile, jojo siwa is 16 & PACKING CROWDS!!" her fin…
Sat, 12:55: RT @LeavittAlone: You what’s one of those things that gonna look real obvious in retrospect but we kind of don’t talk about cause we’re in…
Sat, 12:57: RT @LeavittAlone: It’s reported on as if asset stripping vulture capital funds are like, naturally occurring weather and not something we c…
Sat, 12:57: RT @LeavittAlone: ....anyway logistics and real estate represent overinvestment of capital choke points for the future
Sat, 12:58: RT @DrJenGunter: This thread details the harassment from forced birthers at clinics. They claim to be counseling. It’s targeted harassment.…
Sat, 13:13: RT @ellle_em: White Americans: white people don't have any culture Me: hey maybe your immigrant ancestors would've been able to pass down…
Sat, 13:22: RT @WarrenIsDead: my cat, every day: I desire an extra breakfast! Oh, I know, I shall scream at Papa! Oh, Papa? Scream scream scream! Me:…
Sat, 13:26: RT @clairewillett: wild how they loved her in 2016 when she was a woman who wasn't Hillary they could use as a prop and now they hate her…
Sat, 13:27: RT @joshgondelman: Literally the only funny thing about Donald Trump being president is how dead set he is about America being #1 at everyt…
Sat, 13:28: RT @InternetHippo: A mob of feral gays viciously attacked me at the straight pride parade. They slapped my ham sandwich out of my hands and…
Sat, 13:28: RT @shaun_jen: if you say a racist joke, and people call you racist, then "it was a joke!" is not a defense. the likelihood is you were cal…
Sat, 13:30: RT @oureric: Gwyneth Paltrow being FOURTH BILLED in Spider-man: Homecoming" (BEFORE MARISSA TOMEI) and having no idea she was in the movie…
Sat, 19:19: RT @ChuckTingle: finally son jon beginning to see the light we all know this relatable moment when our son admits the devilman neighbor who…
Sat, 19:21: RT @MoiraDonegan: Homophobia functions very differently for gay men and lesbians. Gay men are offensive to straight people because they hav…
Sat, 19:48: RT @kateleth: I have been nonstop referring to the Good Omens cast as “some deviantart-ass OCs” so I feel validated rn https://t.co/MmUDmnh…
Sat, 19:50: RT @davidfrum: Does not go far enough. You know who invented decimal currency? The Chinese. (Look it up.) Young George Washington kept acco…
Sat, 20:01: RT @lkoturner: “For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and y…
Sat, 20:14: RT @hellolanemoore: "idk man she just went crazy" is guy-speak for "i did some shit i should probably be in jail for and she was like 'this…
Sat, 20:15: RT @samlymatters: I know I’m extremely susceptible to joining a cult because I was in Key West, Florida for 48 hours and by the end of it I…
Sat, 20:15: RT @InternetHippo: What if science is wrong about the benefits of meditation. Then I wasted all that time sitting peacefully when I could'v…
Sat, 20:19: RT @susie_dent: Snerdling: 19th century dialect for ‘wrapping up comfortably in bed’. In other words: peeking out from the duvet, thinking…
Sat, 20:19: RT @joshgondelman: If I said: “Girls what’s my weakness?” and all my female friends/colleagues yelled it out in unison, I’d be emotionally…
Sat, 20:21: RT @BizPears: Just so we're all on the same page: Many white middle class people do drugs, including those who make our laws, enforce those…
Sat, 20:21: RT @katefolk: remembering a $14/hour part time copywriting job i once had at a silicon valley startup, the only job i've ever been fired fr…
Sat, 20:22: RT @baddestmamajama: Hey, #notallmen dudes. We’re very sorry, turns out it’s just 2/3rds of you who apparently cannot physically prevent yo…
Sat, 20:22: RT @BillyDomineau: It’s 2019 we have electric cars and IMAX movies how does Meghan McCain take up this much space in my brain?
Sat, 20:25: RT @robotics: My favorite hobby/activity is just being inside an air conditioned room.
Sat, 20:27: RT @choo_ek: In other news, 60% of male managers appear insufficiently comfortable meeting the completely ordinary demands of their job. ht…
Sat, 20:27: RT @captainkalvis: conservatives: everyone is so fucking sensitive these days. goddamn snowflake libtards also conservatives: SOMEBODY SA…
Sat, 20:27: RT @captainkalvis: lmao y'all are willfully letting kids get murdered every fucking day and getting your shit stained undies twisted about…
Sat, 21:12: RT @ChuckTingle: it is important to remember some days are up and some are down. thats okay bud just keep trotting on your path you never k…
Sun, 02:25: RT @captainkalvis: never forget that the Bible says Jesus and Judas kissed 😲 doesn't say anywhere it wasn't with tongue 🤔
Sun, 02:28: RT @Kappa_Kappa: yes he is talented and hot but he is also an abuser and a rapist so if you continue to consume pepe le pew’s work you’re s…
Sun, 02:31: RT @DelilahSDawson: I'm just a girl, sitting in her yard, wishing the yellow rat snake would come out from under the pool heater so she can…
Sun, 02:32: RT @JuddLegum: FACT: The joint US-Mexico declaration, which is less than 500 words long, requires Mexico to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING it isn't…
Sun, 02:32: RT @ginadivittorio: I don’t ask for a lot but we should have at least one state that bans children
Sun, 02:36: RT @KylePlantEmoji: Alien: do humans eat rocks? Me: no, humans don't eat rocks Aliens: thank y- Me: except for the one rock that we add…
Sun, 10:58: RT @Rainesford: Kinda weird how the solution to various financial, housing/rent, and increased-cost-of-living crises is always a version of…
Sun, 11:06: RT @ByYourLogic: I am filled with a distinct sense of honor and pride when I hear the voice of America, the Red Hot Chili Peppers in foreig…
Sun, 11:07: RT @SketchesbyBoze: people say Jordan Peterson is a "spiritual leader" but Agatha Christie wrote some fifty books about sin, death and judg…
Sun, 11:07: RT @PatBlanchfield: you know what's even cooler than a society that's so overworked and sleep-deprived its struggling members are obligated…
Sun, 11:10: RT @geekylonglegs: I love thinking about how Americans have no idea how hard and how many times Canadas tried to make Canadian boy bands ha…
Sun, 11:13: RT @ekp: This Uber article is brutal. "Uber's most important innovation has been to produce staggering levels of private wealth without cre…
