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  • Mon, 12:11: RT @SonOfDadAndMom: The last time Americans were "good guys" in a war was World War II and they blew that in the end by dropping atomic bom…
  • Mon, 12:12: RT @DrJenGunter: Abortion is a medical procedure. No laws. That is it. No discussion. No two sides.
  • Mon, 12:12: RT @SlenderSherbet: Me: I can't wait for the weekend, I have so much to do. Also me, for the entire weekend: https://t.co/PRPyOUPhhR
  • Mon, 12:12: RT @StigAbell: Elton John wins the award for the best diary entry ever (quoted in today’s Observer). “Woke up, watched Grandstand. Wrote C…
  • Mon, 12:14: RT @McJesse: Millennials have been skeptical of capitalism ever since we learned those weren’t celebrities real houses on MTV Cribs.
  • Mon, 12:16: RT @Hello_Tailor: just discovered that my flatmates have an ongoing competition where they slip a monologue from Babylon 5 into conversatio…
  • Mon, 12:16: RT @karengeier: when your wife hides the sunny d on a high shelf https://t.co/EzxtPWcuLX
  • Mon, 15:23: RT @ErynnBrook: Perhaps the most shared characteristic of undiagnosed adult ADHD that makes me go “GET THEE TO A DOCTOR!” is this: “What i…
  • Mon, 15:25: RT @HooiWanV: i’m screm, she really thinks she’s doing something here https://t.co/onFzhZIlSP
  • Mon, 15:28: RT @MaxKennerly: Most existential questions have no clear answer. What is my purpose in life? What happens after I die? Is there a higher p…
  • Mon, 15:28: RT @NewDadNotes: 1 yr old Son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly steps forward]. Wife: omg he just took his first steps! Me…
  • Mon, 15:28: RT @NikkiStrickler: friendly tip to men: if it seems like the same girl has been “cock blocking” u the whole night it probably means that t…
  • Mon, 15:28: RT @melstonemusic: Another fun Pride 2019 challenge: reply to every corporate pride tweet with the total amount of campaign cash they’ve co…
  • Mon, 15:29: RT @imteddybless: ok i’m just gonna say it... it seems petty that money comes out of my account every *single* time i buy something. give m…
  • Mon, 15:30: RT @itsJeffTiedrich: it's a good thing that Hope Hicks is just a privileged white woman facing the 'existential question' of whether or not…
  • Mon, 15:32: RT @classiclib3ral: Ah yes, the male equivalent of a period, ejaculating in your pants and walking around with a huge cum stain for no reas…
  • Mon, 15:33: RT @MikeDrucker: forsale: babyshoes, neverworn https://t.co/YWxtUMvIvN
  • Mon, 15:34: RT @Kappa_Kappa: when i post selfies i want everyone to like them but not to look directly at them for longer than 3.5 seconds otherwise i…
  • Mon, 15:34: RT @jon_snow_420: some of y'all aren't even immortal and don't have inside you blood of kings and it shows
  • Mon, 15:35: RT @SheRatesDogs: Did he just say...... 98% of rape claims are false https://t.co/WWTmwepN6w
  • Mon, 16:53: RT @maggieserota: i don't know who needs to hear this, but mulder and scully never should have had that kid
  • Mon, 16:54: RT @captainkalvis: You would not believe your eyes If 10 million fireflies Were eradicated completely from Earth due to climate change
  • Mon, 16:55: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: When you act like complying with a subpoena is a choice as long as it’s not Hillary Clinton that’s called Habermansplain…
  • Mon, 16:58: RT @dog_feelings: gooooob morning. the first time you wake up. could be a mistake. it’s best to fall back to sleep. just to be safe
  • Mon, 16:58: RT @behindyourback: weird to see the AP advocate for killing all men but everything's crazy these days https://t.co/yyHL8O6onE
  • Mon, 16:59: RT @LouisatheLast: That’s my secret, Cap...with these rules I would get all $150k https://t.co/qVQscFa8LU
  • Mon, 17:22: RT @s8n: If humanity started from Adam and Eve that means you’re all related. Have fun fucking your relatives.
  • Mon, 17:29: RT @mightygodking: to be clear: the Ford government, rather than simply not implement the cuts, is delaying them for a year, because they a…
  • Mon, 17:29: RT @jon_snow_420: people in this room are talking about Isis which in this context is a hospital place. but it's very funny to hear people…
  • Mon, 17:30: RT @annehelen: Somehow it's "COOKING AND BAKING BECAME MORE COMPLICATED" that really cuts the deepest. Oh, you thought you could rest? Nah,…
  • Tue, 01:06: RT @merrittk: new york summer 2019 predictions: -some dude will eventually catch the subway villain -he will be profiled in the times and…
  • Tue, 01:06: RT @meowlibrary: They call me plop. I will show you why. https://t.co/ZIj20q1qv3
  • Tue, 10:10: RT @JacquelynGill: Balloons kill wildlife, and serve no practical purpose (unlike straws). When I spent a summer on a seabird breeding isla…
  • Tue, 10:15: RT @MOUNTENNUI: ‘CLOWNS’ IS A NICE, GENDER NEUTRAL WAY TO ADDRESS A GROUP
  • Tue, 10:16: RT @jpbrammer: there’s a difference between “starting my bath” and “drawing my bath” and it lies in whether or not I’m wearing a caftan bef…
  • Tue, 10:16: RT @monicaheisey: books describing the terrible conditions of the medieval times or whatever are always like "they had nothing to eat but b…
  • Tue, 10:25: RT @NikkiStrickler: I can think of several reasons why women are scared to reject men, especially guys who are aggressive enough to inappro…
  • Tue, 10:25: RT @anne_theriault: You: in my day, kids didn’t have allergies! Me: let me tell you about Richard III and strawberries
  • Tue, 10:32: RT @PrestoVision: me: [googling] people fucking me: wait, it’s memorial day me: [googling] soldiers fucking
  • Tue, 10:33: RT @saladinahmed: most fans don't realize a HUGE part of which characters fight each other in monthly comics is determined by scheduling i…
  • Tue, 10:35: RT @Caissie: Yes, the majority voted for one in 2016 & also, what the fuck, Forbes, did you type this, letter by letter, with your penis? 🙄…
  • Tue, 10:35: RT @sahxra_: Can the real Princess Jasmine please stand up✨ #aladdin https://t.co/rauWLc6r2H
  • Tue, 10:36: RT @PhilJamesson: i love marketing cause they'll just put the word "quality" on the label somewhere and that literally works
  • Tue, 10:36: RT @lindaholmes: I actually Googled this and it is indeed considered an inspirational quote. Yyyyyyyikes. https://t.co/H7CrzsWQyy
  • Tue, 10:38: RT @eedrk: suicide mission isn't an actual mission they have in the army, it's just a figure of speech. They won't let you sign up for it
  • Tue, 10:38: RT @JenAshleyWright: Okay, what are the best things from your childhood that no longer exist? Mine are Blockbuster, Chili’s Hi and Mighty…
  • Tue, 10:40: RT @MaraWilson: We're going to be so disappointed when the aliens land and they don't want to fuck us.
  • Tue, 10:41: RT @MaraWilson: Bringing this out again thanks to UFO news
  • Tue, 10:41: RT @mattdpearce: One of the Trump administration’s top guys trying to challenge the scientific consensus on climate change says that “the d…
  • Tue, 10:51: RT @LuxAlptraum: I get why people see affirmative consent as the gold standard of sexual communication, but I personal feel that creating a…