Dru (dru_evilista) wrote,
Dru
dru_evilista

My tweets

  • Wed, 17:48: RT @kathbarbadoro: Natalie Portman rules for ruining all these nerds lives lol
  • Thu, 09:31: RT @jonnysun: i love how after you watch a great movie, you walk back into the real world and it feels like you’re still in the world of th…
  • Thu, 09:31: RT @mollypriddy: Moby: Dick
  • Thu, 09:32: RT @AlishaRai: Happy Wednesday to everyone except the bitch who demanded to see my mother’s plane ticket when she sat down next to her in f…
  • Thu, 09:33: RT @maisondecris: sending nudes to ur boyfriend: - underwhelming reaction - can't get them back when you break up - $0 selling nudes onli…
  • Thu, 09:34: RT @danielleweisber: this moby shit has a real ‘ross keeping count of the number of times he and rachel had sex and bringing it up when som…
  • Thu, 09:34: RT @SonOfDadAndMom: Whether full-time or part-time, Jesus loves sex workers. Ladies get yo money any which way you're comfortable with. htt…
  • Thu, 09:35: RT @Bemundolack: Ppl keep talking about the Arthur episode like "Why are they showing sexual things to kids???" Like buddy, if you see a ma…
  • Thu, 09:38: RT @theferocity: The cruelty is the point. https://t.co/7fvBFQ0ln9
  • Thu, 09:40: RT @TweetOfSpirit_: How the fuck is flat earth verified and @s8n is not? Had I known that @Twitter was verifying fictional accounts I would…
  • Thu, 10:40: RT @MaraWilson: True! ...Except I actually kind of did have a job at five https://t.co/HzLfpjfVeT
  • Thu, 10:40: RT @hassankanu: BREAKING: it looks like the labor board will soon issue a rule that says *most if not all* graduate/student workers are not…
  • Thu, 10:41: RT @jpbrammer: fellas, is it gay to not die of liver failure? https://t.co/3UizlT0pZI
  • Thu, 10:44: RT @SketchesbyBoze: The greatest of all self-owns is when someone brags that they consider reading fiction a waste of time. It’s like sayin…
  • Thu, 10:45: RT @s8n: Stop killing your planet before I come up there and make you
  • Thu, 10:45: RT @MarciaBelsky: Broke ppl will buy you a drink w/ $20 in their bank account and say “don’t worry about” & rich ppl will Venmo request you…
  • Thu, 10:58: RT @silkyjumbo: a large part of being gen x was dealing with dudes who all thought they had a shot with a too young natalie portman. https:…
  • Thu, 10:58: RT @MollyJongFast: They don’t want Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill because she’s black and a hero and this administration is fille…
  • Thu, 10:58: RT @InternetHippo: If you’re rich and they try to prosecute you for a crime you can just put up your hand and say “Oh no thank you” like a…
  • Thu, 10:58: RT @ParkerMolloy: Okay, but how is this an “impromptu speech” if he showed up with graphics already printed out? https://t.co/DvlgcGZOjT
  • Thu, 10:59: RT @AstroKatie: I am now getting frequent robocalls with synthetic voices that start out "Dear citizen" and claim my identity has been eras…
  • Thu, 10:59: RT @AstroKatie: Parallel-universe Katie is clearly in hiding from the super-AI surveillance state and I wish her success in her danger-fill…
  • Thu, 11:00: RT @awhalefact: whales would be great at soccer because they could just lay down in front of the goal and take a snooze
  • Thu, 11:00: RT @Hello_Tailor: ewww moby. https://t.co/wU0c3VQbO7
  • Thu, 11:00: RT @mollylambert: 20 year old Lana telling 40 year old Moby he’s first up for the guillotine to his face will sustain me forever
  • Thu, 11:01: RT @nwalks: I think most men should have to look in the mirror each morning and say “Natalie Portman is not interested in me” 100x before s…
  • Thu, 11:01: RT @AndrewNadeau0: ME: Please, I beg you, just tell me the ingredients. RECIPE SITE: Sure! ME: Thank you. RECIPE SITE: After I explain W…
  • Thu, 11:24: RT @JenAshleyWright: This is one of the men who voted to ban abortion in Mississippi, if you're wondering whether or not those guys respect…
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